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The Brash and the Beautiful

No Comments »Written on January 26th, 2011 by
Categories: Europe 2011, Travel
The Brash and the Beautiful

This post will be all about France. Brits, avert your eyes!

I was warned before coming to France that, unless I immediately identified myself as an Australian, Parisians would assume I’m American, and be incredibly rude and impatient with me. I’ve found it’s not quite the case; in spite of asserting my heritage down under, they are indeed a bunch of rude buggers nonetheless, although not so intolerably rude as to blemish their two distinct saving graces; their city is astonishingly beautiful, and their food is mouthwatering.

Eiffel Tower

Photo by Mr Mike Simons

The hotel I’m staying at, Rue de Rocroy, has the most amazing breakfast buffet I’ve ever encountered. It’s also the only breakfast buffet I’ve ever encountered, but I’m still in love with it. The food is quite ordinary; cereal, yoghurt, pastries, bread, fruit and so forth. It’s the presentation and quality of the food that impresses me. Fresh, high quality and abundant. If it weren’t for the limited opening hours, I’d be doing three meals a day down there and saving myself a fortune. Breakfast is included in the hotel’s lodging fee of an incredible 35 euros per night. Considering the standard of the room we’re staying in, it’s easily 5-10 times lower than I expected.

Sadly, the savings end there; the rest of the city is stupidly overpriced. So far, no meal has been less than 35 euros, and we’re not exactly going all out on the courses. Circling back to Parisian rudeness, I’ve been tempted on several occasions to actually leave without paying. Not because the food was bad (on the contrary, as I said, it’s amazing), but because waiters take forever and a day to show up with menus, food, the bill… if they don’t want my money, surely I should oblige :)

I speak next to no French, but for the few words I do know, I’m loving every second of using them. Bonjour, pardon moi, merci, bon, non je parle le Francais, and my personal favourite – je suis Australie! Aaaaah Paris. Mon ami. Ok not really, but it’s a blast. The language barrier is barely a problem; lots of people do speak English here (especially the gen-Ys), and the rest manage with gestures.

We all have our moments. This was mine.

We all have our moments. This was mine.

Yesterday, Mike and I put in a solid day’s good old fashioned sight seeing. We hiked down to the river, picked up some souvenirs on the way, then made our way to the Eiffel Tower. One thing I’d forgotten about the Tower is that the first floor has an ice skating rink. Hell would freeze over before I’d miss something like that, and miss it I most certainly did not. The ice was very different to the perfectly manicured indoor ice rinks I’m used to in Australia, and the skates were figure skates, rather than my preferred hockey skates (the difference being the spikes on the toes), so I was a bit unco but still had myself a ripper of a time. I think that 30 odd minutes was the first time I’ve truly felt like I was enjoying myself on this little adventure.

Eiffel Tower Ice Skating

Eiffel Tower Ice Skating

I also picked up a nifty wee pair of sunglasses to replace the ones I’d lost the day before. It was easily the most expensive pair of sunglasses I’ve ever bought, but I had to do it – now they will always be the sunglasses I bought in Paris. Or at least they will be until I lose them. I give them at least another day or two. They’re also the best looking pair I’ve ever had. The girls in Prague aren’t gonna know what’s hit them. I think even the cute French girl who sold them to me went a bit weak at the knees when I put them on. Ladies, form an orderly queue.

Today should be an easy stroll through planning the rest of the trip, sipping tea and admiring more enormous sculptures and architecture. I’m hoping to squeeze in a trip to the Louvre, but I won’t be too upset if we just cruise on down to the airport and make for Prague. I’ve had my fill of Paris and despite getting sick and all the shitty weather, I’m glad I came. Vive la Francais and an eclair for both of us.

A Simple Plan

With a last minute flight to Sydney costing $AU2,000, it’s time to look at other options. After some late night discussions it looks like we’re back to plan A – stay in Paris one more night, then head to Prague and Berlin for 4 nights (2/2 or 3/1), then carry on to Moscow.

Wait, where? Moscow? But didn’t this just happen there? If someone had just bombed an airport, would you still fly into it less than a week after the incident?

At first it cooled my feet to the level of a full retreat and surrender, but coolness gradually spread to my head and ultimately prevailed. Security will likely be tighter than a duck’s butt by Russian standards, which I can only imagine means they’ll put on at LEAST two more guys with bats or pointy sticks.

This trip was always going to involve a little soul searching, but the phrase is flawed, because my reactions to adversary were never predetermined. It’s closer to soul-shaping, because given a choice, when I’m exhausted, the easier always gets first consideration, but rarely prevails. I started this and god damn it I’m going to finish it, no matter how many French schmucks stare at me like I just peed on their shoes.

I think this is where the fear of the unfamiliar reaches its critical mass. It’s equally coupled with an overwhelmingly frustrating lack of control; anytime something goes wrong, there’s very little to be done about it, other than simply stiffen the upper lip and press onwards.

So putting the travel blues and sniffles to one side, it’s time to soldier on. Mike’s intent on waking at 9:30, which gives me two hours of solitude. I’ll write a little longer then maybe do some dawn sightseeing (yes, dawn, 7:30 and it’s still dark).

The hotel we’re in now, at roughly 1/5th the price of the one in London, is closer to the main attractions, and much newer, nicer and quieter, and has free WiFi. I therefore pay homage to Mike’s remarkable, seasoned acommodation-seeking techniques. I will defer to his extensive experience for all future bookings.

Vodafone UK – the twats – have joined the growing list of parties who’ve successfully screwed me over. 1 pound per 25mb of international data has just turned out to be 2 pounds for the first 25mb, and 1 pound per 1mb thereafter. Slight financial anomaly there, wouldn’t we say chaps? Also on the thievery list (just recapping a bit here) is Boingo for ripping me off with WiFi at Heathrow, the cleaning staff at the Umi in London for pinching all my receipts (meaning no VAT refund) and that fiendish vending machine in Sydney that ate my 30c. I also managed to lose my sunnies yesterday morning. That sucked. I will miss you, dear shades of glory.

Last night, I broke the cardinal rule and ate at McDonalds. I can only imagine how much Pulp Fiction has done for McDonalds in France. Sadly, Le Royale wi’ Cheese was unavailable, so I had to settle for Le Big Mac. Ordering was virtually painless, in spite of the language barrier. It came down to the checkout guy pointing at the tray then the door, and me responding by pointing at the tray. Add in a few ‘merci’s and ‘pardon’s and presto, one successful McOrder! The burger was just as disgusting as they are in Sydney, and considerably smaller, and the regret I felt after eating it was just as strong as the last time I partook in the unholy McSubstance some eight to ten years ago.

The folks back in London will be pleased to know the weather here in Paris is even worse than London. Still no blue sky, but add rain and a few less degrees Celsius. Gorgeous city, apparently, but I wouldn’t know; I can’t see it through the fog. Hopefully some casual walking about will illuminate that perspective a little.

Today is all about the sight seeing. The big ones come to mind – Eiffel Tower, Louvre etc, but I’ll report more on that after the fact.

Erk.

No Comments »Written on January 25th, 2011 by
Categories: Europe 2011, Travel

My experience of Paris so far has been the inside of a tidy hotel in Rue de Rocroy. I think getting sick has pissed Mike off even more than it’s pissing me off, but who can blame him. I’m not particularly bummed about missing out on touristy sight seeing; this shitty city feels like a venus flytrap waiting to pounce and digest me in some manner of filthy ooze.

It looks like the trip’s going to be cut short, as long as I can find flights back to Sydney. Vive Australie! Ah I like the sound of that.